Cartoon pink sunglasses with a face drawn on each lens. Face 1: Even with its failure to account for the existence of dark matter and dark energy, the Standard Model of Physics still presents an astonishingly self-consistent picture. Face 2: I'd hardly call the omission of 95% of the universe's mass a minor omission. And you haven't even touched on the incompatibility of Schrodinger's and Einstein's equations. Face 1: True, true. But I still think modern Cosmology is pretty amazing. Both scientifically, and philosophically.

Face 1: What are you looking at, flesh-face? Face 2: You shouldn't anthropomorphise inanimate objects, it's rude.