Silhouette of three men in dark suits, with the text: Knock knock / It's the police at the door / They have a warrant / They say that you're not a real person / They say you've been faking it all along / They've been onto you for months / Years even / And now they finally have enough evidence to convict / Knock knock / Oh shit / Oh wait

It’s OK, just don’t let anyone know that you just thought all that stuff and everything will be fine.

Oh wait.

Men in black image by David Schwarz, Public Domain