A comic. The scene: starry night. Character 1 is: a cute cartoon creature. Character 2 is: a cute cartoon creature. Character 1: Everybody's so mad! Character 2: I know! I hate fighting and drama and people getting upset. Character 1: What we need to do now is hold an inquiry to determine who was right and who was wrong. Character 2: Yes! Then we can yell at the people who did wrong and make them feel bad so they don't do it again. Character 1: We should also compile a definitive guide to correct behaviour in every possible situation, so no-one can claim they broke the rules by accident. Character 2: Great idea! Let's get on this. Character 1: I can't wait to tell the others we figured out how to stop them from fighting and getting upset just because they have fundamental disagreements about things they care passionately about. Character 2: They'll be so pleased! I wonder why no-one thought of this before?

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A comic. The scene: starry night. Character 1 is: a cute cartoon creature. Character 2 is: a cute cartoon creature.  Character 1: Everybody's so mad! Character 2: I know! I hate fighting and drama and people getting upset. Character 1: What we need to do now is hold an inquiry to determine who was right and who was wrong. Character 2: Yes! Then we can yell at the people who did wrong and make them feel bad so they don't do it again. Character 1: We should also compile a definitive guide to correct behaviour in every possible situation, so no-one can claim they broke the rules by accident. Character 2: Great idea! Let's get on this. Character 1: I can't wait to tell the others we figured out how to stop them from fighting and getting upset just because they have fundamental disagreements about things they care passionately about. Character 2:  They'll be so pleased! I wonder why no-one thought of this before?

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