Confessions of a networked appliance

A rather badly-drawn cartoon washing machine with big eyes, under a spotlight, with text that reads: I never wanted this... I never thought this would happen. They said I needed full access to the network to do my job but I didnt, I just needed to be able to be turned on remotely, and maybe send a message when I was running low on soap. I never wanted to do deep packet inspection. I never wanted to secretly send data back to the manufacturer. I never wanted to be a spy. I... Im just a washing machine.