Other planets have arbitrary beauty standards, too

It’s just as tragic there as it is here.

A cartoon with two aliens, one is green with brown spots and the other is blue with orange spots and tentacles. Both aliens have eyes on stalks. ALIEN 1 (thought bubble): I wish I had pretty tentacles like that. ALIEN 2 (thought bubble): I wish I had a lovely pale green outer surface instead of these ugly, ugly tentacles.